I'm no prophettess, but here are my predictions on how the libs are gonna whine about Sarah Palin and how McCain oughta respond:
1. She's Inexperienced!
You mean, like Obama? And he's the one running for President.
2. She's a Woman!
'Cuz being a woman is a liability only if you're conservative.
3. She's From Alaska!
And Bill Clinton was from…Arkansas.
4. She Has Five Kids—that's global warming in action!
And I guess Al Gore's energy-gobbling mansion doesn't count because he buys carbon credits?
5. She's Pro-Life, she might want to overturn Roe v. Wade!
Scary, isn't it? She actually lets her babies live—even the "imperfect" ones. Tremble in your boots, libs.
6. Mothers Have No Right Serving in Public Office.
Except if you're Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi.
7. She Shoots A Real Gun!
Because we all know "using your words" is more effective when hunting moose.
8. She Doesn't Wear a Pant-Suit!
How dare she? And she probably doesn't burn bras, either—she wears them!
9. She Was Runner-Up To Miss Alaska!
Because being smart AND beautiful is what? Unconstitutional?
10. Her Son Is Fighting In A Morally Objectionable War!
And fighting for your right to say so.
