Wax On, Wax Off.

Posted on August 7, 2008 by elizabeth

Me: "Do I have a hairy upper lip?"

Him: "No."

Me: "Are you sure? Look reeeally closely."

Him: "You're fine."

Me: "But when I go to get my eyebrows waxed, the ladies always ask if I want my upper lip waxed, too."

Him: Silence.

Me: "So I do have a hairy upper lip?"

Him: Silence.

Me: "You don't have to be nice."

Him: "Is there a right way to answer this? 'Cause I'm  confused."

Me: "Just be honest."

Him: "OK. I haven't noticed."

Me: "You haven't noticed???? HOLY CRAP! So, I have a…? Oh duuuuude. I'm going to die."

Him: "It's not bad. It's just a peach fuzz."

Me: "But why didn't you ever tell me?"

Him: "Because I haven't noticed."

 Well, when he comes home tonight, do you think he'll notice THIS?

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  • Charlie Moore

    That is just too funny. You women are so confusing lol.

  • http://www.heidijowhatdoyouknow.blogspot.com Heidi Jo

    i’m pretty certain that 99% of women have ‘peach fuzz’ on their upper lip…as we are mammals and have to deal with the fact that hair covers our bodies:0)

    if it’s just ‘peach fuzz’ be thankful, it could be long, narly stuff. if you have it done, let us know if it grows back thicker ;0)

  • http://restoringtheyears.blogspot.com Grafted Branch@Restoring the Years

    ROFLOL! My poor daughters will pay the piper…they get great pigment and anti-aging oils in their skin being half Mexican, but they’ll also have to wax at least weekly from puberty on…

    And I’m their mama; I’ll not let them go out into the wide world to have this conversation with their husband someday. ;)

  • http://moonwithaview.blogspot.com Cutzi

    hahahaha! Seriously though – the fact that you can ask that question pretty much signifies that it’s probably not that bad. If I asked Justin that question he would probably stare at me blankly and then start laughing. I’m getting close to a hair removal post myself – so stay tuned…

  • Michelle Hart

    LOL, good one!!! i have the chin-hair affliction, i think i’ll put a fake goatee on myself and see if my dear husband notices that, he never notices those stray hairs that are almost 2 inches long by the time i see them! LOL

  • http://heathershodgepodge.blogspot.com Heather

    I only had peach fuzz until I was pregnant with BB. Then I grew a ‘stache, a goatee, and a neck beard. I was told that once he was born and my hormones stabilized, the hair would go away. He just had his 2nd birthday, and I’m still bleaching/waxing/plucking/shaving…

  • Caroline

    AAaaagh!! Elizabeth, you’re picture frightened me!

  • http://www.withcontentment.blogspot.com Mel

    notice what?! lol

  • http://karennkool.blogspot.com karenkool

    Would you like to be in our drama showcase on Friday. You make me laugh!