Monthly Archives: September 2008

Dancing With The Stars: Week 2

If you're feeling sad, just go watch Warren Sapp dance. Seriously, you will feel so much better! When's the last time you saw a 300 lb. NFL player whip across the stage, his feet flashing like lightening? It's stunning! He's … Continue reading

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If You’re Worried About Your Financial Future…

maybe this will help: or this: OR THIS: Yep, the best things in life are FREE!

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He Makes All Things Beautiful.

I keep a small jelly jar of fresh flowers above my kitchen sink. Next to it is a small eraser (a gift from Jewel) that says: Jesus Loves Me. As I wash the daily dishes, scrub the crusted-over casserole pans … Continue reading

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1st McCain/Obama Debate.

I was worried all day. I thought for sure McCain was gonna get decimated by Obama's renowned brilliance. About half way through the debate I realized that I had subconsciously bought the media narrative: that Obama is The One. And … Continue reading

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My Recap: Dancing With The Stars.

I admit it. I like Dancing With The Stars. As a child I was told that dancing was sinful–it leads STRAIGHT to fornication!!!–so of course. I LOVE DANCING! Yes, the costumes are skimpy. Yes, some of the dancing is provocative. … Continue reading

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Geyser Poop.

"Mommy, Jasie threw up in her crib," Jude tells me. "And it STINKS!" I walk into the living room to investigate. It's not puke. It's poop. And it's everywhere. So much for leak-proof diapers. THANKS a LOT, Huggies. Jasie couldn't … Continue reading

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Meet Barbara. Marry Barbara.

I'm writing this post because my beautiful, life-long friend, Barbara, is single. And what good is a blog if I can't close a matchmaking deal for my friend? Just call me EE Harmony. "A deal breaker would be a guy … Continue reading

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A Weekend At Home.

I love Southern California in the fall. This past weekend couldn't have been more perfect. Warm sunshine, a cool breeze, achingly blue skies. We've only lived in our new home for two months, but it feels like I've lived here … Continue reading

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I Totally Messed Things Up.

In case you didn't know yet, I'm something of a forceful personality. I like to be in control, call the shots, blow the whistle and get things done chop-chop. I do not like to be told what to do or … Continue reading

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Like Daddy, Like Daughter

Matt (with his grandpa) in 1974 Matt's daughter, Jasiel, July 2008 And here I thought the babies took after me. *sigh* Blasted, overpowering Scottish genes!

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