I'm keeping my kids home from school tomorrow. No, we're not playing hooky. We'll be doing actual school work. Because on Earth Day, there's no school work. It's Environmental Indoctrination Day!
Last year, one of my sons had to write an apology letter to planet Earth. The letter started out: Dear Earth, I'm sorry for polluting you.
This year he read a book that encouraged him to tell his parents to take shorter showers. Because (this was the real suggestion) he's worried about the water bill.
First of all, it's wrong to enlist children as moral arbiters against their parents. Is this what the Green movement represents? A eco-friendly version of Hitler Youth?
Besides, what a flagrant waste of my tax dollars. I'm not a teacher, but I can think of dozens of better ways for my kids to spend their time in school. And it doesn't include writing apology letters to a NON-SENTIENT object.
What's next? People knocking our door and demanding to go over our electric bill? Oh, wait. That's already happening!
We've gotten at least 6 "money-saving offers" from the electric company. They want to install a remote-controlled device on our A/C. So THEY can turn our A/C on and off for us.
Hello, Big Brother. I didn't realize I was living in 1984.
But now I do. I realized this when my eldest daughter came running downstairs to inform me that I was wasting mega-watts. Because one light was on upstairs.
Then she asked me if we could drive less because "we're punching a hole in the ozone layer."
Look, I'm all for recycling and not being wasteful. Truly. I think it's important.
But someone is telling my kids that being green is the most important thing they can do with their lives. How do I know this?
Because this morning I casually mentioned that: "Saving planet Earth is not the most important thing you can do with your life."
And one of my children said: "Really? It's not?"
–crickets chirping–
Yeah, tomorrow my kids won't be in school.
We have some deprogramming to do.
updated to add: after speaking further with Matt, we have decided to send the kids to school tomorrow with a special assignment. they are to listen, write down their questions and report back to us tomorrow evening. at that time we will have a family pow-wow to discuss global warming, green living and how, as Christians, we are to live out our faith in this area. This should be interesting!


