The wizened, pathetic little man on TV is whimpering.
"This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story," he says. "A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day."
Wow, I had no idea Governor Sanford read Harlequin romance novels! Or was it Bronte?
O! Heathcliff!
"I will be able to die knowing that I have met my soul mate," he tells us.
Well, that's a relief. God forbid he dies having remained faithful to his wife!
Sometimes I think we're one Republican scandal away from seeing the total collapse of the GOP. Or the total collapse of the American economy. All we need is one more Republican going up in flames and we'll have universal healthcare, government run media and nationalized banks by year's end.
Change we can believe in!
