Monthly Archives: July 2010

ISN’T IT TIME FOR SCHOOL YET????

In retrospect, not packing my summer schedule with scheduled activities was my stupidest idea ever. Not having scheduled activities means that I've had to come up with new ideas every fifteen minutes. NEWSFLASH: I'm out of ideas. Worse, I feel … Continue reading

Posted in Education, Funny Kid Stories, Her Royal Mommy-Ness, SmartAssery | 48 Comments

Riding the Reflectors

I can't sleep while my husband is driving because I'm totally convinced that my co-piloting skills have single-handedly saved us from at least 3,562 life-threatening accidents. Yeah, I keep count. "How do you think I've stayed alive all these years … Continue reading

Posted in Childbearing, Her Royal Mommy-Ness, Life in The OC, Travel | 17 Comments

Sewing myself sane

I bought the easiest pattern in the store, the one tacked up on a display rack with the words Sewing For Complete Idiots And/Or Women With Rabid ADD.  That's how I knew it was for me. Things got even better … Continue reading

Posted in ADD, Depression, Her Royal Mommy-Ness, Twins!! | 39 Comments

I Am Free

Dear Elizabeth in 2000, I know that right now it's hard to believe you'll ever be happy. It's been a tough summer for you. You're 23 and your whole life should stretch out before you with hope. But instead, you … Continue reading

Posted in Depression, Grief&Loss, RecoveringEvangelicalsAnonymous, RecoveringFundamentalist, Religion, This Is My Story. | 28 Comments

Why I go to Confession

I don't know how it works exactly, but something about opening my mouth and admitting what I've done wrong is a crucial step toward healing and reconciliation. It helps me see myself clearly.  In this way, Confession isn't something I … Continue reading

Posted in Liturgy & Sacrament | 30 Comments

Life as a fundie pastor’s kid

Despite the loud claims that our fundamentalist church didn't have a centralized authority structure like the "worldly churches," there was definitely a highly specified hierarchy. It was kinda like the Jacob's ladder to holiness. The closer you were to the … Continue reading

Posted in Fundie Hierarchies, RecoveringFundamentalist, Religion | 37 Comments

The Bible: like Google maps with a side of Motrin

A scary thing happened when I left the abusive fundamentalist church of my childhood: I couldn't open my Bible and read the words without hearing my grandfather's voice, his exact intonation and inflection. Certain passages were so fully saturated with … Continue reading

Posted in Faith, Politics, RecoveringEvangelicalsAnonymous, RecoveringFundamentalist, Religion, The Bible | 69 Comments

Boobs are the enemy

The economy being what it is, I'm a sucker for a discount. So when our local Montessori school agreed to raise my twins at a bargain price, I took the deal. Starting in a week, my twins will be in full-time … Continue reading

Posted in Birth Control, Childbearing, Depression, RecoveringFundamentalist | 53 Comments

Tears for “Quivering Daughters”

I tried several times to talk about Hillary McFarland's book without weeping. Could.Not.Do.It. I thought about editing out my tears, make this a nice, pretty little video. But you know what? I didn't. I didn't because what is happening inside … Continue reading

Posted in Book Reviews, RecoveringFundamentalist, Religion | 27 Comments

We Will Tell You How To Feel (or how I discovered my emotions after an abusive church experience)

A few weeks ago, I came across my journal from 7 years ago. We were just coming out of our abusive church. Our family had been blown apart, scattered, estranged. I was lonely and terribly unsure of myself. I had … Continue reading

Posted in RecoveringFundamentalist, Religion | 37 Comments