Oreo & Julietano

Two households, both alike in popularity


Oreo

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny


OreoGun

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-blessed lovers take their life
And by giving birth to their own baby, do bury their parents' strife*


BabyOreo

For never was a story of more love, yo
Than this of Julietano and her Oreo.

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*my apologies to Master Shakespeare, may he rest in peace.

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  • KatR

    That is just so wrong…. I mean, I want one now, but I feel shame. LOL

  • http://andi-horton.livejournal.com Andrea

    *iz killed ded*

    SO much love for this, can’t even begin to describe how much crispy, confectionary love . . . mmm *drool*

  • http://mythought-filledjourney.blogspot.com MTJ

    Hello Elizabeth,

    Who would’ve thought that two sweeties would be put to literary verse.

    I just love the line, “From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-blessed lovers take their life

    Needless to say, I’ve got serious munchies now!

  • http://profile.typepad.com/sortacrunchy Megan@SortaCrunchy

    This is outrageous in its awesomeness.

    That is all.

  • http://katiealender.com Katie Alender

    KatR said exactly, down to the word, how I feel about this.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/thatguykc ThatGuyKC

    Glad to see the creative juices flowing so positively. Although it is a bit disconcerting to see Julietano with a mustache.

    Love it!! I’m gonna have to try one and let you know how it goes. A vortex might open to another dimension.

  • Joanie

    Hahahaha

  • http://www.UsborneConnection.com Tressa

    Thanks for the laugh. Now this pregnant woman must wake her husband to fetch a gallon of milk and one package each of said cookies.

  • http://www.emergingmummy.com Sarah@EmergingMummy

    BWAhahahahaha!

  • Caryl

    Holy moly Batman. THAT was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!

  • http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/cappuccinosmom Margaret

    Hilarious! Gotta try that now.