Oreo & Julietano

Posted on July 5, 2010 by elizabeth

Two households, both alike in popularity


Oreo

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny


OreoGun

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-blessed lovers take their life
And by giving birth to their own baby, do bury their parents' strife*


BabyOreo

For never was a story of more love, yo
Than this of Julietano and her Oreo.

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*my apologies to Master Shakespeare, may he rest in peace.

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  • KatR

    That is just so wrong…. I mean, I want one now, but I feel shame. LOL

  • http://andi-horton.livejournal.com Andrea

    *iz killed ded*

    SO much love for this, can’t even begin to describe how much crispy, confectionary love . . . mmm *drool*

  • http://mythought-filledjourney.blogspot.com MTJ

    Hello Elizabeth,

    Who would’ve thought that two sweeties would be put to literary verse.

    I just love the line, “From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-blessed lovers take their life”

    Needless to say, I’ve got serious munchies now!

  • http://profile.typepad.com/sortacrunchy Megan@SortaCrunchy

    This is outrageous in its awesomeness.

    That is all.

  • http://katiealender.com Katie Alender

    KatR said exactly, down to the word, how I feel about this.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/thatguykc ThatGuyKC

    Glad to see the creative juices flowing so positively. Although it is a bit disconcerting to see Julietano with a mustache.

    Love it!! I’m gonna have to try one and let you know how it goes. A vortex might open to another dimension.

  • Joanie

    Hahahaha

  • http://www.UsborneConnection.com Tressa

    Thanks for the laugh. Now this pregnant woman must wake her husband to fetch a gallon of milk and one package each of said cookies.

  • http://www.emergingmummy.com Sarah@EmergingMummy

    BWAhahahahaha!

  • Caryl

    Holy moly Batman. THAT was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!

  • http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/cappuccinosmom Margaret

    Hilarious! Gotta try that now.