Monthly Archives: May 2012

How being a waitress is making me a better person

Posted on May 30, 2012 by elizabeth

Serving tables has forced me to take a good, hard look at myself. Here are my flaws: I’m far too easily offended. I prioritize the wrong things. I fret over customers’ approval and take their dismissive behavior too personally. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Faith | 23 Comments

The Story of Goatfish & The Flatulent Fishmongers

Posted on May 29, 2012 by elizabeth

*Editor’s Note (oh, wait. I’m the editor. Heh.) Do not take this post seriously. There is no deeper message. Sometimes writing nonsense is fun. Sometimes fun is its own reward. Amen and Ah-meen.* I like to ponder the deeper things … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | 2 Comments

Since when did LITTLE GIRL dance competitions turn into booty-grinding, skankerdoodle stripaloozas?

Posted on May 28, 2012 by elizabeth

My ballerina performed in a big dance competition last weekend. I was expecting fierce ballet rivalry but her team scored a few top awards. Why? Two simple reasons: 1. They’re good and, 2. 99% of the competing dances were a … Continue reading →

Posted in Ballet | 56 Comments

Can anything good come out of Internet drama/arguing?

Posted on May 24, 2012 by elizabeth

As we approach another election season, I’m half-tempted to stay off the Internet entirely. My whole social network is morphing into a state of near-constant debate (and I’m including myself, here!). So much arguing! And what good does it accomplish? … Continue reading →

Posted in My Videos, Weblogs | 21 Comments

The Battle of Little Smile (one more round, please? pick your favorite Little Smile!)

Posted on May 23, 2012 by elizabeth

So, at the risk of boring you with narcissistic tedium, may I kindly beg one final poll from you, dear reader? The Little Smile head shot was by far the favorite (it’s actually my favorite, too). So, I went back … Continue reading →

Posted in Writing | 48 Comments

Why literary agents are invaluable to writers (even in the age of DIY, E-book self-publishing)

Posted on May 23, 2012 by elizabeth

I met my literary agent, Rachelle Gardner, this past Sunday. We drank mimosas, talked books and shared laughter at a seafood grill overlooking Lido Peninsula’s boating docks. I’m pretty sure I’ve been dreaming about that day since I was a … Continue reading →

Posted in Her Royal Mommy-Ness, Writing | 26 Comments

Dancer Passionista

Posted on May 21, 2012 by elizabeth

“Dad’s shaving cream makes me smell like a guy,” my ballerina remarks one day after showering in my bathroom. “Did you use his shaving cream on your legs?” I ask. “There was nothing else to use!” she explains, slouching against … Continue reading →

Posted in Ballet | 48 Comments

Indwelling my words

Posted on May 20, 2012 by elizabeth

I use my words. This is the theme of my blog. I use my words and I’ve also misused them. In pursuit of a good life, I’ve relied on words to create my reality. Indeed, I’ve written my way into … Continue reading →

Posted in Depression, Faith | 21 Comments

I’m OK.

Posted on May 15, 2012 by elizabeth

I don’t have cancer. So, I’m taking time to do this. I’ll be back soon. XO, EE.

Posted in EE Sees OC! | 22 Comments

Waiting For Cancer

Posted on May 11, 2012 by elizabeth

I’m pretty weepy today. It’s not just one thing, really. It’s sorta everything. For one thing, my doctor found a new, suspicious lump in my right breast. You know what’s weird? It’s not so much the prospect of cancer that … Continue reading →

Posted in ADD, ENFP, Her Royal Mommy-Ness | 33 Comments