Why Christianity needs both Tim Challies AND Ann Voskamp (and maybe a Catholic or two–thrown in for good measure)

So, here’s how the shizzle went down: Challies threw the first punch by writing smack about Ann Voskamp’s book, THEN! Ann Voskamp turned the other cheek by inviting him to dinner and THEN! THEN! in a stunning turn of events, Challies apologized.

The apology heard ’round the world ticked off Christian Pundit who was all:  Oh, no he didn’t! And THEN! the Calvinist Chicks who were all: Did Challies just apologize to a pantheist?! He should be coming to MY house for dinner. And then Beth Moore was like: NO, *I* wanna go to Ann’s house for dinner!

The best part? Although no Catholics were invited to dinner, everyone was totally talking about us! You know! Catholics! Those idolatrous, mystic, pantheist, statue-worshiping, false gospel preachers! It was so awesome! It was like we were totally the stars of the party without even being there, yo!

Alas and alack, they forgot to mention that in addition to being “dangerous,” Catholics like myself are also masked Underwear Crusaders. All for one and one for underwear, that’s our muskateering motto. Oh, wait. I’m mixing metaphors. Muskateers are way different than crusaders. My bad.

The point is, as a Catholic, anything I say should be taken with at least a pillar of salt (and probably a shot of tequila). But I digress.

I really have just one thing to say: “Can’t we all get along?” And by getting along I mean: it’s time for a song. Cue High-School Musical. We’re alllllll in this together! (See? We Catholics DO occasionally sing songs other than Ave Maria).

Ahem. Now, let’s get serious. Christianity really is big enough for all of us. And that means we’re all in desperate need of grace, so let me begin by confessing something super embarrassing: last year at the blogging conference Formerly Known As Relevant, I fell asleep during Ann Voskamp’s keynote speech.

Yes. I did. I totally nodded off. Her voice was so soothing that somewhere between farm metaphors and gratitude lists I fell asleep and started dreaming of chubby baby pigs. Which is to say, Ann Voskamp is better than Ambien. Somebody needs to bottle up Ann Voskamp in a lullaby soundtrack so I can listen to her voice each night as I fall asleep.

Here is my second confession: Tim Challies makes my blood pressure skyrocket faster than a squirrel on Ritalin. I actually had to stop reading Tim Challies’ blog because it was making me do things like grab fistfuls of forks and jab them into walls. Also, it made me post ranty tweets on Twitter.

On the plus side, Tim Challies keeps me awake. So, maybe he’s better than coffee. Tim Challies: like a triple-shot of espresso, but only for the Elect.

I used to think these two bloggers were mutually exclusive. Like, you were totally either a Voskamp devotee or a Challies die-hard. And never the twain shall meet. Because, you know, devotees nurture stuff and die-hards kill stuff.

But I think I might be wrong (gasp!) about all this. Christianity needs both die-hards and devotees. We need poetry AND manifestos. Christianity requires both Ambien AND espresso.

Christianity really is big enough for all of us. You don’t have to agree with my veneration of Mary and I don’t have to agree with your crush on John Calvin in order for us to find common ground; mainly, our shared love for Jesus Christ.

I love Henri Nouwen and you love John Piper. No problemo. Rock on with your bad self. Speaking of my bad self, I have something else to confess. John Piper scares me.

As in, I had to unfollow him on Twitter because every time I read one of his tweets, I started crying. But then I would go search for his tweets and read them anyway because, yeah, the guy is brilliant. John Piper: like Pope Benedict but with better hand gestures.

See, here’s one upside of being Catholic: Catholicism has been around so long that it’s sorta outgrown being all shocked and surprised about mysteries. Visions and voices? Yeah, yeah, that’s so 300 A.D. American Protestantism, on the other hand, is still young and all wigged out about poets finding gratitude in soap bubbles and plates of grated cheese.

Ultimately, the tie that binds us all is Jesus Christ. And maybe we Christians can choose our friends, but we don’t get to choose our family. If we follow Jesus, we are family. As Thomas A Kempis wrote: “If in all things thou seek Jesus, doubtless thou wilt find Jesus.”–The Imitation of Christ, Book 2, chapter 7.

Instead of trying to determine who is IN and who is OUT, can’t we honor all sincere Jesus seekers?

Let’s start with me: Tim Challies, forgive me for ranting at you. In the name of Jesus, I call you my brother. John Piper, I totally don’t get you but I still love you. Mark Driscoll? Um, let me pray about it, k? No matter what, y’all are welcome to dinner at my house.

Because even if you think I’m a heretic from the Whore of Babylon *wink-wink*, I still make awesome soup.

p.s. Ann Voskamp? Call me.

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  • http://twitter.com/joshkelley Josh Kelley

    I don’t know which I like better, the general message of the post or “Tim Challies makes my blood pressure skyrocket faster than a squirrel on Ritalin.”

    In any case, great post – three cheers for holy catholic church, as splintered and self-hating as it is.

  • KatR

    You know what struck me about this whole Challies-Voskamp dustup?

    The fear.

    “We have to make sure that people are only reading approved materials and thinking approved thoughts, because having a spiritual experience in a Catholic Church is just one step away from experiencing God in nature, and chapter blah blah verse blah blah clearly states ARGLE! BARGLE! PEARL CLUTCHING!”

    It just seems exhausting.

    • Anonymous

      Argle-Bargle. Is that the KJV version or the NIV? ;-)

      • KatR

        Well if I’m staying true to mine olde cult, it would HAVE to be the NIV.

      • Miles O’Neal

         Do not mock the “argle bargle!: of Scriptures! let ye be in danger! Of heckfire! Or something!

      • Lucie

        That sounds suspiciously like something out of Harry Potter to me….

    • http://heretichusband.blogspot.com/ Heretic Husband

      It IS exhausting, trust me.

    • Anonymous

      What the heck is the matter with experiencing God through nature, anyway? He made it, He speaks to us through it. I have to shake my head.

      • Sarah B.

         Wasn’t it Aquinas who said that Creation is the third source of Revelation? Or something similar, yet far more eloquent that that? I could have sworn I heard that in a homily.

        • http://www.mypuzzlefix.com/ Robyn

          I think it’s in the Psalms, nevermind good St. Thomas.

    • Lucie

      Brillian, Kat.

  • Marie

    Dear Elizabeth,

    May I come to your house for dinner?  Or you come to mine?

    • Anonymous

      The answer is: yes. :)

  • Joanie

    LOL to praying about Mark Driscoll. Still giggling.

    In all seriousness: great post. Keep on Rockin’ what we’re all thinking, but too scared to say!

  • http://www.adamshome.blogspot.com Erin Adams

    Oh lady.  This post really had me laughing.  I love it.  And I’m not even a Roman Catholic.  ;)

  • Vosslers

    I love the grace you’ve shown in the last couple posts … really love it. Isn’t grace wonderful?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lauren B

    Hilarious. Oh my gosh I was cracking up. I think you’re right about the church being big enough for all of us…although after Chailles took that crack at Henri Nouwen, I was ready to reject him outright. Sometimes, well, I’ll be honest, most times reading high and mighty blog writers like Tim Chailles (who know *sooooo* much about Christianity) drive me even further away. 

    Your post was a breath of fresh air! :)

    -Lauren  

    • Lauren B

      “See, here’s one upside of being Catholic: Catholicism has been around so long that it’s sorta outgrown being all shocked and surprised about mysteries. Visions and voices? Yeah, yeah, that’s so 300 A.D. American Protestantism, on the other hand, is still young and all wigged out about poets finding gratitude in soap bubbles and plates of grated cheese.”
      Sorry just had to mention that this is gold! 

      • Peony Moss

         What Lauren said!

  • http://www.wanderingonpurpose.com/ Amanda @wandering

    I love everything about this post. As a self-proclaimed multi-denominational person – someone who wishes I could worship through liturgy and pentecostalism with dash of semi-reformed theology and probably a spoonful of something I have yet to know/experience yet, I say AMEN! to what you wrote.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4QMUQWAZLLY4IXV7UKUW42HTSQ jeanelane

       Oooh!  You said this so well Amanda!  I have been wondering why I can’t find a church that really ‘fits’.  Is because I want it all, just like you!  Bummer!  Guess I may have to wait for heaven!

  • http://joyfulmothering.net Christin

    Wow, quite a bit to take in. I read Challies post. I’ve heard several people be “concerned” about the different people she reads and quotes. But, from what I can tell, she takes away the wheat from people and let’s the chaff fall to the ground.
    I don’t think it’s a bad idea to read about people who differ from us. We can learn a lot about them and ourselves, I think. Reading about people doesn’t make us conformists.

    Though, we do need to be careful that we aren’t deceived, as the Bible warns. I believe as long as we’re regularly in the Word and on guard, that won’ t be a problem.
     Anyways..lol…great article!

  • http://www.redeemingthetable.com Kamille

    love, no LOVE…you Underwear Catholic Crusader can have gazpacho on a hot summer day at my table–I make a mean gazpacho.

    • Anonymous

      Underwear Crusaders are particularly fond of gazpacho!

  • Susanne Barrett

    Loved this post, my dear!! As a person who first met Jesus in the Mormon Church, was raised in Presbyterian and Methodist Churches, attended Catholic Church with my best friend growing up, attended a Nazarene college and a Catholic grad school (where I worked for the department chair, a nun who had a Harvard Ph.D. in English under a Jewish mentor), while attending a Presbyterian Church, then has spent 19 years in an EV Free Church and 8 years at Friday Mass with a tiny Anglican parish while my two best friends (and lots of acquaintances) became Catholic, I, too, would like to know why we can’t all get along! :)

  • http://heretichusband.blogspot.com/ Heretic Husband

    I’ve been reading about this a bit, and it’s all very surreal for me.  A couple of years ago, I would have totally been on Challies side.  I wasn’t a Calvinist, but I was definitely anti-catholic.  Now?  Now, I just don’t care.  I’ve realized there’s as much crap in Protestantism as Catholicism.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4QMUQWAZLLY4IXV7UKUW42HTSQ jeanelane

       I think the problem is that no one (including myself) really, really reads the Bible for all it’s worth.  We all put our own spin on it.  We are so no different than the religious right of Jesus’ day.  It takes so long to learn.  And maybe that is because (at least for me) we have to learn all by ourselves.  The immediate leadership are the ones doling out the crap.

  • http://grace-filled.net/ jen

    I’ve dealt with the ultra-Reformed crowd enough that I just roll my eyes when sites like Challies flip out about something.  You’d think that John Calvin was the new Messiah or something.  I could get really upset over the fact that some of them are arguing about whether their children (having been born to the Elect) need to be baptized at all or the fact that most of them believe I’m going to Hell but honestly, they’re so insular that they aren’t worth my time.

  • http://www.elizabethfoss.com/ Elizabeth Foss

    I’ve been invited to the farm for dinner. I haven’t had the pleasure yet; it’s a bit of a trip. But Ann has dined at my house. And I’m Catholic. Does that count?
    PS. ee–call me:-)

  • Sarah

    As someone whose blood pressure has been sky high since the whole thing… this post was the equivalent of one big exhale. That I desperately needed. Bless your little Catholic self for that!

  • Laura

    I caught up on all this last night, including reading through the comments trying to understand where all this danger was they kept yelling about (didn’t find an answer to this) and the squirrel on ritalin thing was dead on – your post was the exhale I needed.  Thank you for finding your way through all the mud with some humor!

  • Paula Claunch

    Mark Driscoll looks way too much like a big teddy bear for me to be scared of him. ; ) 

  • http://www.throughaglass.net Kari

    I can’t tell if I feel this way because I am not in the Challies camp, but I do kind of feel like his position is inconsistent on the whole thing, and not just his tone. I am not going to go back and read his original review because I need to protect my blood pressure, but he called it dangerous and then was like, “Oh, I should have been nicer because I am going to see her face-to-face.” Well. If the book is really as dangerous as you made it sound at first (which I don’t think it is, even though I disagreed with some of it myself), then . . . I don’t know. Shouldn’t he stand against these awful teachings of hers? Even if she invited him to dinner? I have a sneaking sympathy with the people who think he backed down too easily. Even though I also think he was a big old jerk. 

  • Jessica

    Loved this. I’ve tried to stay out of reading too much of this whole debate/accusation thing…it’s just so ridiculous.

    And even as a Southeast Baptist, reformed, Calvinist believer I just don’t see their claims of deception and bad theology. Perhaps because I’ve been heavily influenced by a woman who writes on contemplative prayer and reads the mystics of old and she’s a Southern Baptist pastor’s wife…that’d probably freak some people out.

    What I do see is an attitude of “I’m in, you’re out and I always know what Jesus is thinking.” That’s dangerous and usually manifests itself in ungracious and unloving ways.

  • Anonymous

    Love it, love it, love it and agree with most of your points (not the Mary part) I was a Catholic, became a right wing fundamental evaqngelical and then over the years Jesus graciously showed me more and more of who He really is and how we sure can’t fit him in any “theologically correct” box to where many decades later the point has become so simple- truly follow Jesus and He will show us the way. So just to give you the heads up,  I will also be coming to dinner sometime soon.

  • http://www.fromtwotoone.com/ from two to one

    From one Catholic to another, I love this! My Christian Reformed-Calvin College-going (now almost Catholic) husband loves it, as well. 

  • http://faithandfood.morizot.net/ Scott Morizot

    Hmm. I’ve now read the post and everything to which you linked and what I said on twitter remains my response. I’m bemused, as always, by the fact that calvinists for some bizarre reason think that Christianity is not panentheistic. (I’ll note that’s very different from pantheistic and I’m pretty familiar with both perspectives.) If Christianity weren’t utterly and thoroughly panentheistic, there’s virtually no chance I would be Christian. But read John. Peter. Colossians. Ephesians. And a host of others. I’m not sure how anyone could reach any other conclusion even just working from the texts. I know they do (as Challies illustrates), but it’s utterly bizarre to me.

    Moreover, Challies, Piper, and Driscoll abuse real human beings. There’s no nicer way to put it. It’s what they do and they appear to consider it part of their “vocation” from whatever god they serve. That God bears no resemblance to anything I see in Christ. So Challies may have had a moment of regret when it comes to Anne Voskamp. Good for him.

    I will still stand for the abused. Always. And forever. If he stops abusing people, that’s great. But like any abuser, he has to prove he’s changed.

    • Jawanmcginnis

      I read Challies to be very humble in his admission of his sin: 

      “Truth and love are to be held together as friends, not separated as if
      they are enemies. In my desire to say what was true, I failed to love. I
      ask Ann’s forgiveness for this.”

      To me, Challies, bowed to Micah 6:8 in his apology and I see great grace being shown in his final words as well as in Ann’s initiation toward him.  Rather than make fun of “the other side”, I think it would be healthier to be gentle in spirit and treat one another with compassion and mercy.

      We, including myself, have much to learn in humility.

    • Joshua Perkins

      To what “abuse” are you referring?

  • holly

    Sweet Jesus.  I wish they’d lay off sweet Ann. 

    Love your post, EE….but I’d have to really sweat thru some sleepless nights in prayer to welcome Driscoll to dinner.

    You are too funny.  :)

  • Miles O’Neal

    I never heard of either one of them before this weekend (although I know who Beth Moore is– you can’t be married, or even talk to women in most parts of the Church without knowing that).
    BUT… I think you nailed it. We are called to unity. Unity is about relationship, not doctrinal agreement.
    Doctrine matters, but only to a point. We usually stop either way short of that point, or go way on out past Fort Mudge with it.

  • Emily Moothart

    I don’t even know what all the drama is about, but this made me laugh out loud and I needed that so badly tonight.  Thank you!

  • Anonymous

    I had no idea any of this was going on. I had no idea there was such a thing as “panentheism.” I knew, but I had never experienced the presence of the Protestant anti-Catholic sentiment on the web. Sigh.

  • ~liz

    hilarious. i want to sit next to you on the sidelines of any sports or religious match-up. 

  • TheresaEH

    20 or so years from now when readers are going thru your archives, they will say “ Tim Challies AND Ann Voskamp, who the heck are they”?? But the Catholic church will still be making headlines.

  • Sarah B.

    Well…I love this post. But I’m so deep into the Catholic bubble that I have no idea who Tim Challies is…my now papist, former calvinist hubby might. I’ll have to ask him when he gets home.
    Now Ann Voskamp, on the other hand. Her book is changing my life, when I let it. And the thing I love, love, love about her is just how catholic she is, without even realizing it. Her thoughts on eucharist(eo) are mind-blowing, and for someone who isn’t Catholic, they’re so, so thisclose to being Catholic. Plus, I love mysticism and poetry in many forms, so aethestically, her book is very pleasing to me. It’s a beautiful work of art, if nothing else.

  • Katisha

    EE, you ask a legitimate question when you wonder if we can’t all just be friends. Why do we, as different stripes of Christians, eye each other with such distrustful scrutiny? If we are brothers and sisters in Christ, then we should be loving in our interactions. Even if one denomination is convinced “the others” are wrong, Christ commanded His followers, “Love your neighbors.” And should we be tempted to antagonism toward those who follow Christ differently, we are called to also love our enemies. The end result should be the same: love, regardless.

  • Brianna Heldt

    Too funny–I knew there was a reaction by the Reformed crowd to Voskamp’s book several months ago, but didn’t know it had been resurrected.

    I find it downright amusing that Catholicism has taken center stage.  Ann Voskamp is NOT Catholic.  Thus I don’t see why he’s blaming Catholicism for whatever allegedly pantheistic, rooted-in-mysticism experience Ann had in a cathedral.  Faithful, magisterium-adhering Catholics would be the last ones to endorse a private, experience-based spirituality not rooted in the Church.   

    I’m also amused that Challies is using the tired “Catholics believe in grace PLUS works for salvation” line.  While I disagree with Challies in some areas, he IS a clear thinker/communicator, and surely he is capable of doing the small amount of research it would take to see that Catholics DON’T believe they can earn their way to Heaven.

    One thing I will say though is that it makes perfect sense to me that people are arguing/debating/getting upset over these things.  While we must seek to treat one another with love and respect, theology seeks to answer some pretty fundamental questions about God, life, and humanity–and so there is going to be a bit of back and forth.  Catholicism IS at odds with Protestantism.  We don’t have to be yelling about it, but by definition they are incompatible.

    At any rate, these links were fun to read!     

  • Kristi

    You are brilliant. THANK YOU for this. As a new Catholic convert coming out of the fundamentalist Protestant circles, it certainly does make my blood boil to read what I may have formerly agreed with (gag). I could never write something as eloquently as you did to express exactly what I want to…thank you. 

  • http://jezamama.com J.K. McGuire

    Someday we are going to literally sit at a great banquet table together. I think it’ll be picnic style… and none of the labels and denominational, doctrine hullabaloo will matter. We won’t be concerned with who is reading what and where and when and who they quoted and why….and how we should protect them from themselves and others. Our narrow vision will be made whole with the very presence of our God.

    Our focus will be 100% where it should be – feasting, laughing, enjoying great wine, worshiping Jesus and loving one another.  

    ps EE anytime you are in the DC area… you are invited to dinner, picnic style. :)

  • http://joshbarkey.com/ josh barkey

    Ha, ha, ha. And also, HA!

    The problem with your argument, I think, is that you have to be a very specific sort of Christian to agree with it. Most of those others would damn you for it. And I do mean damn. I suppose, though, as a whore-of-Babylon-er (thank you, Westminster confession), it doesn’t matter much, anyways.

    I, for one, agree with you. I think we should all take a page from the Alcoholics Anonymous book and stop assuming that our minute explanations of the inner-workings of the Divine are particularly important when it comes down to actually living as a follower of Christ.

    In the words of Inigo Montoya (sort of), “It comes to this: I’m need help. I am not capable of doing this alone. I need a community of the broken and God (whatever that mystery may be) to show me how to live gracefully and lovingly in a broken world.”

    Anyways… good post.

  • Andrea

    If I ever try to kick my caffine habit, I’ll read Challies to get my blood churning instead.  I just cannot believe God appointed a blogger from Toronto to judge who is in and who is out.  He moves in the most mysterious ways alright.  

  • Tiffany Nicholas

    This may be my favorite post of yours yet.  We are bound together in Christ, even with those that raise our blood pressure. :)  Love it. 

  • http://themommaknows.com/ Dawn @ The Momma Knows

    I hadn’t heard about all the noise until I read your post (and I read the posts you linked.) What I kept getting from Challis’ rant was how Christian women really can’t seem to think for ourselves or be discerning. I am a Christian (NOT “Reformed”) and his attitude is pretty offensive to me.  I don’t need my husband to tell me what is good and right or to choose my reading material for me. If that were needed then we should all just don Burkas and get it over with. Ahem. NOT.

  • http://themommaknows.com/ Dawn @ The Momma Knows

    CORRECTION TO MY COMMENT! I meant the post at Christian Pundit, *not* Challis’. Arg. Need more coffee.

    • http://themommaknows.com/ Dawn @ The Momma Knows

      On second thought… I don’t see my original comment. Hmm.

  • http://themommaknows.com/ Dawn @ The Momma Knows

    2nd Try:  What I said before (but accurately this time) was that I hadn’t heard about all the noise between those two camps until I read your post, and then I read the ones you linked too.  What I kept getting from the Christian Pundit’s rant (not Challis, CP’s) was that apparently we Christian women aren’t capable of deciding what is good and right and we are unable to discern for ourselves. I am a Christian, not “Reformed”, and I do not need my husband to tell me what I should or should not read or to choose my books for me. I do have an intelligent brain and I am quite capable of discerning these things for myself. If women as a whole were incapable of this, we might as well all don Burkas and just get it over with. Ahem. NOT.

  • Anonymous

    Definitely!

    Maybe I am jaded because my extended family looks like the united nations of churches with a few eccentrics thrown in for fun.  

    But, when did we start focusing on all that divides us and makes us different and stop focusing on what we agree on – Jesus!  Last I checked He was kind of a big deal!

    Would love if we could all just get along!  Or at least make the effort.

    And no, I am not catholic, but that does not mean I cannot fully appreciate your wise words, your perspective, and your relationship with God.