If Ke$ha wrote church hymns…

I think we need some levity up in here.
What say ye to a little genre-bending-mashup?
I say hit it.

If Ke$ha wrote church hymns:
“Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like D. Moody.”

If Josh Harris wrote cookbooks:
I Kissed Gluten Goodbye

If Niki Minaj rapped “Les Miserables:”
Don’t you fret Monsieur Marius, I don’t hear any super bass.”

If Mark Driscoll wrote feminist theory:
Surreal Marriage: the truth about sexual fetish and codependency

If Rihanna sang kids’ Bible songs:
“Rise and shine bright like a diamond.”

If Joel Osteen was on Dancing With the Stars:
Your Best Tango Now 

If Darth Vader sang the national anthem:
Oh, say can you see by the dark side’s early light?

If Fox News had a social conscience:
The O’rganic Factor

If Oprah ran Rick Warren’s church:
The Purpose Driven Aha Moment

If Tim Challies gave investment advice:
Total depravity of stock market sends mutual funds to Hell

If Ann Voskamp wrote crafting books:
One Thousand Gift Bags

If  the Pope wrote EE’s blog:
I Use My Infallible Words 

Now, it’s your turn! Hit it, comment box.

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  • Sarah Curran

    Hilarious! My nose is too stuffy to come up with something creative, but I love it!

  • http://kansasbob.com Kansas Bob

    “Your Best Tango Now” – now that made me smile!

  • Alyssa

    Also not creative enough to make my own, but thanks for the laugh!