I think we need some levity up in here.
What say ye to a little genre-bending-mashup?
I say hit it.
If Ke$ha wrote church hymns:
“Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like D. Moody.”
If Josh Harris wrote cookbooks:
I Kissed Gluten Goodbye
If Niki Minaj rapped “Les Miserables:”
“Don’t you fret Monsieur Marius, I don’t hear any super bass.”
If Mark Driscoll wrote feminist theory:
Surreal Marriage: the truth about sexual fetish and codependency
If Rihanna sang kids’ Bible songs:
“Rise and shine bright like a diamond.”
If Joel Osteen was on Dancing With the Stars:
Your Best Tango Now
If Darth Vader sang the national anthem:
Oh, say can you see by the dark side’s early light?
If Fox News had a social conscience:
The O’rganic Factor
If Oprah ran Rick Warren’s church:
The Purpose Driven Aha Moment
If Tim Challies gave investment advice:
Total depravity of stock market sends mutual funds to Hell
If Ann Voskamp wrote crafting books:
One Thousand Gift Bags
If the Pope wrote EE’s blog:
I Use My Infallible Words
Now, it’s your turn! Hit it, comment box.