Category Archives: Bedrest Epiphanies

I look ridonkulous in downward dog pose

My yoga teachers often say: "There is no judgment in yoga." Which is fantastic because I look pretty hilarious in yoga. I huff and I puff. I fall over and experience involuntary fits of laughter. You could say I'm an … Continue reading

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33 Weeks: Strict bedrest

Having lots of contractions. Ultrasound discovered that my cervix has shortened too much. Doctor has placed me on strict bedrest. I can’t sit, I can’t walk, I can’t stand. I can lay on my side and use the restroom. That’s … Continue reading

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Bedrest Survival Tips

1. Never underestimate the cheering power of a one-pump gingerbread latte from Starbucks. 2. Read one chapter from three different books on the same day.  Something literary, something lighthearted, something spiritual—I dare you to keep the plot-lines straight! (Do brains … Continue reading

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A Simple Christmas.

I’m a lump. A large, helpless lump that requires frequent feedings. A grumpy lump who thinks Christmas will be bleak since I can’t decorate, run up the credit cards or generally stress myself out with all the holiday cheer. I … Continue reading

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We Rarely Know The Whole Story

"So, is this your first?" asked the middle-aged ultrasound tech as she probed my legs for Deep Vein Thrombosis. Oh great, here we go again, I thought. "Fourth and fifth!" I chirped cheerily with a big smile. Maybe, just maybe … Continue reading

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Y’Know Mommy’s On Bedrest When….

1. Daddy starts losing his keys, wallet and cell phone on a daily basis. 2. Middle child gets left at school until teacher calls to ask if anyone would be picking up the child that day? 3. Daughter gets dressed … Continue reading

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