Category Archives: Humor

Most Annoying People On The Internet

Posted on March 13, 2013 by elizabeth

I’m guilty of a few of these. Clearly. But that didn’t stop me from laughing hysterically. Consider this your daily dose of preventative medicine.

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Jumpin’ JaMamaPhat!

Posted on January 26, 2013 by elizabeth

When I started jumping rope a year ago, I couldn’t do it for more than 5 seconds before wetting myself. You Mamas know EXACTLY what I’m talking about, amen? Pushing out babies=very weak pelvic floor muscles. I mean, for like … Continue reading →

Posted in Her Royal Mommy-Ness, Humor | 1 Comment

This wEEk in reads and twEEts

Posted on January 19, 2013 by elizabeth

So, this was my day on Friday: Morning: Noon Night: This is why you should follow me on The Twitter. Because I will answer personal questions. Also, I tweet about sex. Verily, verily I say unto thee, if you don’t … Continue reading →

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Yes, I am one of those wimpy Californians.

Posted on January 15, 2013 by elizabeth

It’s been FREEZING cold here in Southern California. And by freezing I mean it’s been 55 degrees. I’ve been going around saying things like: “Can you believe I have to put a JACKET before I go outside??? This is INSANE!” … Continue reading →

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If Ke$ha wrote church hymns…

Posted on January 7, 2013 by elizabeth

I think we need some levity up in here. What say ye to a little genre-bending-mashup? I say hit it. If Ke$ha wrote church hymns: “Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like D. Moody.” If Josh Harris wrote cookbooks: I … Continue reading →

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Giving our men their balls back? How old-school misogyny is still thriving among Christians.

Posted on January 3, 2013 by elizabeth

Old-school misogyny is alive and well. Except now it’s dressed in hip clothing. It probably blogs. It probably gets its ideas from books rife with harmful gender stereotypes. And it probably uses edgy language like “giving our men their balls … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Love/Sex Advice, Marriage, RecoveringEvangelicalsAnonymous, Religion | 88 Comments

Things That Annoyed/Amazed Me This Week

Posted on September 8, 2012 by elizabeth

Annoying: Flat Diet Coke. Anne Geddes pictures. I’m damn tired of newborns in flower pots. In peapods. Sticking out of calla lilies. Tutus the size of hot air balloons. The whole tutu thing has gotten way out of control. Stupid … Continue reading →

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the best medicine

Posted on July 15, 2012 by elizabeth

I’m mitigating the disaster of my mid-faith crisis with injections of laughter . The following two videos seriously rescued my weekend. I’m so happy to live in a time where stuff like this is happening….

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Men! Please affirm me!

Posted on June 9, 2012 by elizabeth

I started catching glimpses of it while waitressing. I tried to ignore it. Then it would happen again. And I would be all: “That was a fluke.” But then I was watching for it and intentionally trying NOT to do … Continue reading →

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The Story of Goatfish & The Flatulent Fishmongers

Posted on May 29, 2012 by elizabeth

*Editor’s Note (oh, wait. I’m the editor. Heh.) Do not take this post seriously. There is no deeper message. Sometimes writing nonsense is fun. Sometimes fun is its own reward. Amen and Ah-meen.* I like to ponder the deeper things … Continue reading →

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