Speaking of Zippers...

A friend asked my husband: "So, did your wife have the babies yet?"

"Yeah, she gave birth three weeks ago."

"She did? To both of them?"

Boy, we've gotten more laughing mileage out of that question in the past week than any joke in a very long time.

Because we should have answered: No, the doc delivered just one baby, installed a zipper and let the second baby cook awhile longer!