To Love, Honor and Wear the UCLA Shirt
This is how my husband chooses fashion:
him: "I bought you this shirt."
me: "Ok. Huh."
him: "I think you'll look cute in it."
me: "But I didn't go to UCLA."
him: "I know. Still. You'll look cute."
me: "Why UCLA? Why not USC?"
him: "They were both on sale at Costco. But UCLA was right next to my hand."
And a day later...
him: "You look nice."
me: "I didn't have anything else to wear."
him: "I knew you'd like it."
me: "I didn't say I liked it. And two people asked if I went to UCLA."
him: "What did you say?"
me: "I said no. But it's where we want our kids to go."
him: "Sweet. Ha. Ha. Ha."
I'm thinking of buying him that USC shirt. I think he'll look cute in it.