Disney's new preschooler TV shows: teaching important social values or questionable ethics?

So, my editor at the OC Register has graciously agreed to let me take on a wider range of topics for my weekly parenting column. Yipeeee! This week I'm tackling the new Disney TV shows that aim to teach social values to preschoolers. Is this Disney's way of saying: and always let your (pirate) conscience be your guide?!