James Said It, Jude Believes It

"Mommy, did you know you're not supposed to take God's name insane?"

"Oh, really? Why's that?"

"Because it's God's words."

"Ah. Who told you this?"

"James told me that. And James really said it."

Clearly, not the King James Version. But James, Jude's brother? Verily, verily.