"Oh," he says.
"What?" she says.
"It's just. I mean. Are you really still wearing your old maternity clothes?"
She freezes. Ummmm. But he's not being mean. He's just sort of...disappointed.
There's a happy solution here, she knows it. What is it?
"You know this is going to cost you," she says.
"I don't care."
TIME TO GO SHOPPPPPPPPINNNNNNNGGGG!!!