If I go missing, come look for me in 1984.

I don't know how people write books and blogs simultaneously. I really wish I had that kind of superpower. But I don't. I can't even write a blog post right now. My whole entire self is stuck in 1984. At least you know where to find me. I'll be the kid freaking out that the Rapture happened and she was left behind. Today I took a drive to my hometown and looked at all my old childhood houses. I went to the park where my Dad told me our secret family password--the one that I was supposed to use in case the Anti-Christ arrested he and my mom. Oops, I'm giving the book away. See? I can't write books and blogs simultaneously. The upside of visiting my hometown? I remembered everything correctly. The downside? I remembered everything correctly. I've forgotten how to use paragraphs. I keep forgetting to eat. I've never felt so cold in all my life. I feel like I'm bleeding myself all over the pages I write. This is good news, I promise. Look, I'll even start a new paragraph.

This book I am writing? Oh, it's very good. It's pretty much my best writing ever. You will be glad I'm not blogging. Hell, I'm glad I'm not blogging. I just wrote hell. I really am gonna get left behind at the Rapture. I just wrote a blog post. I must have superpowers. No, I don't. I just wanted you to know I'm still here. I'm writing you a very good book. Yes, you. Because I love you, don't you know? I hope you love me, too. Goodnight, beloveds. Wait for me, k? xo. EE.